Starchild

Our half-orc sorcerer

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

do you ever regret drawing something

oh fuck no, god forbid

I was NOT prepared for her to say, “Oh honey, I already knew. The Holy Ghost told me.”

✨ aasimar: What do you find to be your most unique characteristic? 🔮 changeling: Share a childhood memory. 🐉 dragonborn: Give at least (one) unpopular opinion on something. 🗻 dwarf: Talk about a skill you either know or would like to learn! 🌳  elf: What do you like to rest and relax? 🍃 firbolg: Is there something you would die to protect? 🔥  genasi: Share a memory in which you felt truly empowered. 🦎 gith: Have you ever lost a relationship over a conflicting belief? ⚙️ gnome: What is your favorite piece of art, music or literature? 🔪 goblin: Have you ever lashed out to protect yourself? ⚔️ goliath: Talk about the most dangerous experience you’ve ever had. 🌕 half-elf: Where would you build your dream home? 🌻 halfling: Talk about a time you indulged your curiosity. 🔰  half-orc: Do people find you intimidating? 💁🏿 human: What do you feel is your greatest weakness? 🐤 kenku: How well do you communicate with others? 😈 tiefling: What is the best or worst first impression you’ve ever made? 🔱 triton: What is your relationship like with water or the sea? 🐍 yuan-ti: Would you say you’re cold or warm-blooded?

gay pride cat

Do you know what I like to do on the internet? I like to look at photos of black cats /amorphous furry shadow blobs with yellow orbs and fangs.

My cat just got fanart.

The whole fucking world is out here thirsting for him and his only response is; “Well. Positivity’s great.”