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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

This is a fucking phenomenal addition.

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE