Tragically Beautiful

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

always a wonder how on tumblr some old posts can get traction again randomly

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”

Personally I think it would be funnier if he dies incredibly quickly after he gets the crown. Like world record shortest time with the crown quickly

You’re illuminating me. Heart attack the moment the crown touches his balding scalp.

Prince Charles dies on live television during his coronation likes charge reblogs cast

like and reblog to charge up the ghost of Princess Di for the big day.

group whimpering starts in 10 minutes ‼️

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

I did not process a single bit of that ngl

nobody asked. sorry you dont understand me and my friends 3d chess genders