I ate all your bees

I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street

Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of a guy dressed as a squid I believe

Wow that’s rude :/

So much for body positivity on this site smh.

Dressed like a squid??? I don’t see no squid. 

This man looks like a perfectly normal husband and father, how dare you insult him? How dare you insult his family

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

World Heritage Post

(Daily affirmations) I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm. I will wake up to my alarm.

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

reject canon, embrace delusion

Need this phrase tattooed.

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

Although Tolkien never really discussed this at length, the plot of LOTR and especially Silmarillion imply some really interesting ideas about immortality. Sure, he says that mortal men need to accept their mortality, because it’s inevitable, and the pseudo-immortality offered to some of them is a trap that will take their selfhood and autonomy. But then he also writes a whole race of immortals and says that they need to learn to accept loss and grief and change: even if they themselves don’t die, time will pass and things will change, and an immortal who cannot let go of ephemeral things will die over and over, or break the world in trying to recover what he lost.

(looks at Ursa then looks at the year Sabine was born) So did the Death Watch have maternity leave or was Ursa comitting acts of terrorism while Sabine was cooking?

Can you swap their heads ?

I love it here.