Ringmaster of the Idiot Circus

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

Not what he's called.

What?

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

you should also be able to do this to job listings

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

he-would-be-hot-if-he-was-fat.org

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

i fw you most ardently