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everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn

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The year is 1986. The head of dramas at the BBC thinks Dr Who sucks ass and is eager to put it on ice. Your mission is to appeal to him by creating a devastatingly unlistenable charity single. Your allies? A creative team comprised of people who have never heard a song in their life.
I invented a new trend called ādrink sleepy tea and go to bedā
It's just a fad, it'll pass.
Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.
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People will headcanon any canon male character as transmasc and it's largely tboy projection which is fine but some of you need to be honest. Project hail mary edition. Would the guy who exclusively goes by his surname and has no immediate family because he's too withdrawn into his work and yknow has a whole arc about being fucking terrified of doing anything truly meaningful be Already Transitioned ?
'guy' who exclusively goes by 'his' surname which, uh.
hmm. could mean anything
Yup that's the one

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Size comparison of Yāgathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.
Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that
Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.
āYeah, the fight will start in a sec, uhā¦Iāll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.ā
https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game
Please watch this reveal video itās kickass
FUCK MEĀ the reveal video
āCHRIS??????ā
āUm, I donāt think our plan is gonna work.ā
Always reblog Y'gathok
always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!
yo dog we heard you loved your cat so we put more life in yo cat so you could love it more
It's a sad world seeing non deltaheads calling tenna a white twink when he is most commonly depicted as a beautiful black man by fans š
That cat is legitimately getting a state funeral, several statues, a weepy 10 thousand word obituary from The Guardian and an Elton John tribute song when he goes.
i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

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Couples receive āparent pointsā, which they can use to purchase their children. Most parents wait for a few thousand, but you chose to buy the cheaper, 100 point child.
Shane knows what itās like to be a 100 point child. He knows how it feels to see potential parentsāpotential familiesācome through the facilities doors, faces bright with excitement. He knows how it feels to see them reading the little plaques on the nursery doors, scanning the lists there for the right bits of knowledge and etiquette and grace that they want their baby to have.
He knows how it feels to see their faces pinch outside the window before they hurry to the next room.
Shane grew up in a 100 point nursery. They had torn, ratty, books and no teachers, and when snack time came, the tray was pushed through a slat in the door. They were calledĀ āunrulyā andĀ ādamagedā andĀ āstupid.ā A lot of the other kids threw tantrums and broke furniture (and sometimes other kids). A lot of the other kids went quiet after the first few years when they realized theyād never be adopted until they were old enough (or pretty enough) to be useful. A lot of the kids cried and didnāt stop until they got taken away or were aged out.
Shaneās grown up a lot since aging out. He put himself through school, got himself a job, shed his 100 points like the torn clothes heād left the facility in. Heās powerful now, successful, and heās grown out of the twisted nose, big ears, and gap-toothed smile that had made him one of the less attractive 100 point babies. Or maybe heās grown into them. Whoās to say?
Itās taken him a long time to get enough Parent Points to do what he wants. Being a man is, for once, somewhat hindering as most of society equatesĀ āparentalā withĀ āmaternal.ā Heās lost count of how many social workers have politely hid expressions of surprise when he told them he wanted to adopt stag, that heās willing to take the classes, get the grades, make the oaths to get even one Parent Point.
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weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter
your majesty what is upppp
@moethh don't hide this in the tags

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,
does "God" have a penis?
surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this
stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY
Hi, Catholic hereāthe only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesnāt have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.
thank you it did not!
Using he him pronouns doesn't necessarily indicate having a penis does it gaudy
see that's gender studies 101 but i wanna force the catholic church to ADMIT it
Also for what it's worth Catholic God doesn't use he/him. He uses He/Him which theologians insist is distinct from human pronouns.
so the catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns