DailyDoseOfDip

fucking jerry

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

when i first got diagnosed with ADHD in middle school, my shrink told me that about 50% of the time he diagnoses a kid with ADHD and prescribes them stimulants, their dad comes in to the next appointment and asks to speak with him privately, and says some variation of "yeah so i was looking into ADHD more since you diagnosed my kid and it seems like it's genetic, and, well, i've always felt a little scatterbrained, and this diagnosis has recontextualized a lot of those feelings, and," and then he interrupts them to ask how much of their kid's Ritalin they took and the answer is usually "two of them"

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

this is why you go outside, something like this could never be scripted

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

"i have free will" no you don't. My spore compels you.

Chappell Roan hired a S.W.A.T. team to beat me up.

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

well i can’t argue with that one

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

common misconception! mary shelley's monster was actually lord byron

Fully cleaned my car in my dream, collecting trash et cetera. Woke up and got into my car to leave irl and was pissed that my car was messy. All that work for nothing.

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

It doesn’t have to

Yes it does.

BRING IT BACK BOYS

I don’t deserve this

Someone out there needs to see this post so they can remember how much trouble it caused and not tell derin to make it.