Fluffburrito

IVE FOUND IT AT LAST

ph my fuckning gog

the baby is so cute, because he’s SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! he purrs so loud, and wags his tail like a dog, and it’s not enough for him to weave between your feet, he wants to be picked up and held against you chest. and then he doesn’t entirely understand kisses yet, so when you smooch his bald scalp he thinks his play time, and will gently reach up and clamp his baby teeth around your chin. he is such a good boy!!!!!!!

Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

"met with a girl and she sucked my COCK. sedimentary is a type of ROCK"

You can skip to the next post instnatly with the J key

... this was supposed to be a helpful tip on another post, now it looks like I'm being really aggressive about a random post about the beastie boys

Tumblr conversations are funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line