yeeeees

who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

if there was a meat man running at me at high speeds i’d be hyperventilating

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

I would pay $10 to do this

IM IN TEARS 😭😭😭 LOOK AT THIS BABYS MASTERPIECE. YOU GO DARIUS 😭😭💕💕💕

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

oh

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

When my parrot wants pets off someone he’ll go up to them, say hello, and lower his head to expose his neck. Recently, however, he’s been doing this to a pitch black crevice behind the couch, even trying to cajole the darkness with kissy noises and getting sad when the void won’t pet him. How do I explain that dark chasms are not friends?

There’s a ghost in there

a damn rude one, too. PET THE BIRD.

reblog for noises

That sounds fake but okay

Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…

so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”

This was a live-action Looney Tune…