Ah

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

New fave

SAVAGE

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

Thin people can reblog this btw

they wont tho lmao

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

This is my joy.

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

This professor gets extra credit.

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn