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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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i don’t understand, are they supposed to get nicer or just less bruised up?

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<- cocaine / alcohol->

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So I looked up “amazing” under the gif search and this little guy came up

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

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Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

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malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!

*meanwhile*

jigsaw: hello francis

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littleguysdaily

I don't have to explain myself to you.

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idgaf man im up having fun with the squirrel

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A dying knight

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"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

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"Folks the air in the stadium is electric tonight, it is Every Single Demon."

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John Cena solemnly dancing alone in a suit to Gangnam Style.

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I’m not joking when I say that I’m always thinking about this legend. Hope he’s doing well

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wordfather

i love that almost everyone has their own unique bedrooms thats such a cute human thing

wordfather

no bedroom looks the same just like no human is the same. are you getting what im putting down here

wordfather

you walk into someones room and its like walking into a part of their soul This is so special to me <3

fluffycity

this reminds me of a series of photographs documenting how different people live in identical base apartments

guinevereteef

I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

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I closed my window

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The character, typically the hero, receives a Call to Adventure but at first refuses for some reason. Events then conspire to force them to

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