Flory

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

Sound ON

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

what has this got to do with the simpsons

Oversight on my end i apologize

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

ima go on a walk but first ill check my endless tumblr dash