I Reblog Memes And I Love Dogs

Always forgotten. Remembered never.

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

share share share and be confident and comfortable in your dresses/skirts this summer, lovelies! :)    

Gold bond

The time is nearly upon us

Coconut oil?

I use FemFresh talc. It’s kinder to the skin than the Johnson and Johnson brand and specifically designed to be used around intimate areas

There’s a brand called Snag Tights (link is to the US version of the site, there is a UK version) that has really inclusive sizing and they make what they call Chub Rub Shorts, which come in all sorts of colors, to wear under dresses and skirts, or just to walk in the house

happy lesbian day of visibility

world heritage post

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

“Get Down” remains one of my favorite memes of all time and I am DEEPLY gratified to see the new generation grabbing it.

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween