silli shit !

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

date her mom ?

date her mom

date her mom

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

the united states of...erm...okay, im not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

pepperony

bell pepper

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

Die temu ad die

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

-- Joseph Smith

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

what this post has shown me is that so many of people on this hellsite cannot distinguish between a poor little meow meow and a blorbo from my shows smh

who made this post

Another hit post from God themself