hrmg

#despite everything. undertale ost STILL shreds

GOSH FREAKING DANG IT

WHY

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

A true bard

I don’t know a damn thing about D&D but this funny as fuck

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITIN FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

I CAN"T STOP LISTENING

~*~casts the spell to bring this back 2 ur dash*~*

bringing this back from the grave

Best thing about this song is that it fits the theming of WTNV so well; it’s a very weird sound that take your ears time to adjust to, but once you hear the lyrics you realize that it’s some super mundane shit presented in the weirdest manner possible

he’s coming

Instead of saying “Goodbye” like a loser, nowadays, I just say “See you in Smash!”

BUT DOES IT HAVE A STORY MODE???