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My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

My parents were going to meet a friend of theirs who was retiring from her job at the local zoo. As a surprise, my Dad went to the local craft store to buy her a little present. He found a small giraffe model to get her, but there was only two left: an adult and a baby. He bought the adult model as the present because the baby was too small and headed home.