Thespian by day, hot mess-pian by night.

an author i love just tweeted about how “big joy and small joy are the same” and how she was just as content the other night eating chocolate and cuddling her dog as she was on her Big Trip to new york and honestly. i think that’s it. this morning i was listening to an audiobook while baking shortbread in my joggers and i realised i really didn’t care what Big Things happened in my future as long as i could keep baking and reading at the weekend and maybe that is the kind of bar we have to set to guard ourselves against disappointment. just appreciate and cherish the mundane stuff and see everything else as a bonus.

Im sad but at least my pussy is tight

I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth” 

Girlboss Macbeth and her guy friend

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

I have soups that could make you forgive your father.

I’ve masterminded a plot

can i be privy to the details

yes. meet me in the hidey hole.

i forgot the password

that’s ok the password is Texas Roadhouse Hires The Thickest Women In The Area

i love passwords that are also facts. see you there

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

ive reinvented the four humors for the information age. not that u guys care. anyway the new humors are cowboy, caveman, wizard, and badass trench coat character from the 2000s