Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

sometimes u have to make ur friends uncomfortable by making them aware they've said something reactionary and u have to let them sit in that discomfort bc otherwise they'll not question anything

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

hi this is your captain speaking. uhmm the boat is NOT stuck. no one look outside

Happy Fourth of July, actually caring about the people who make up your country, be they immigrant, native born, documented, or undocumented, will always be more patriotic than any vapid chanting of "USA" or groping the flag.

Either of them, seeing they are not in russia, had all the opportunities to at least do the blandest 'war is bad' and yet. Could've condemned their state and yet.

i hope i am not just a tumblr account to you but someone who you’d decay in an ancient forest with