if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

does anyone like me and want to understand me

Kind of bleak for a 13 year old daughter but if my parents were Kim and Kanye I'd be emo af too

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

I’m sorry Mr. Hanks I think you got confused. We didn’t want Toy Story 5 we wanted the uncut band of brothers

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me