Onward and Awkward!

Managed to complete my first speedrun in a Resident Evil game since Nemesis! Total time was around 3:37 #residentevilvii #residentevil7 #residentevil #re #speedrun #achievements #achievementhunter #achievementunlocked #xbox #xboxone #xboxlive #cheevos #missionaccomplished #grimcicle

Oh my, oh my indeed. #residentevil7 #strapon #femdom

Going alcohol free for the month of February for my own health, as well as to raise money for cancer. Donate to the cause at: http://www.dryfeb.ca/users/christopher-green #dryfeb #cancer #canadiancancersociety #dryfebruary #donate #donation #cancerawareness #alcohol #booze #sober #sobriety

Basically what goes through my head whenever I see most people. #residentevil #residentevil7 #re #re7 #xbox #xboxone #xbone #xboxlive #capcom #people #are #assholes

My first attempt at making beef donburi. #beef #beefdon #beefdonburi #asianfood #japanesefood #japan #food #foodporn

When you realize Mass Effect 3 has a planet called Xanadu! 😂😂😂#Xanadu #olivianewtonjohn #masseffect3 #bioware #ea #popclassic

When your hair is finally starting to get long and it brings out the metal in you. #hair #longhair #guyswithlonghair #guyswithtattoos #guyswithpiercings #guyswithbeards #metal #metalhead #judasrising

Latest addition to my collection. Play Arts Jor-El from Man of Steel, snagged at a staggering 50% off at closing out sale! #manofsteel #dc #dccomics #dceu #dcextendeduniverse #jor-el #superman #russellcrowe #henrycavill #playarts #playartskai #square #squaresoft #squareenix #actionfigures #collector #collection #krypton #pointsofarticulation

Oh hello, I didn't see you there. #ohhello #ohhellothere #ididntseeyouthere #howyoudoin #howudoin #drawmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls #frenchgirls #cat #cats #catsofinstagram #kitty #meow #kittycat #caturday #imsexyandiknowit

You don't say, Xbox? #xbox #xboxlive #lastmet #online #onlinegaming #yearsgoby #xbox360onxboxone #halo #halo4 #grimcicle #2013 #thosewerethedays #actuallythosedayssucked #dubious #dubiousstatistic

Oh, oh, oh, oh, Dick. See baby. 😉#dick #baby #bae #ohdick #dicksoutforharambe (at Nanaimo Museum)

This girl, though <3 #love #ginger #gingerbear #bae #baby #loveofmylife (at Nanaimo Museum)

I'm not sure I would trust a gorilla to do my dental work. #nanaimo #nanaimomuseum #donkeykong #kong #kingkong (at Nanaimo Museum)

I finally have the complete set of Daredevil Funko Pop figures! #funko #funkopop #bobbleheads #daredevil #daredevilnetflix #marvelsdaredevil #netflix #themanwithoutfear #actionfigures #geek #collection

This is what a freshly woke man looks like. #tired #letired #iamletired #guysofinstagram #sleepy #sweepy #badhairday #badhair #epichair #nofilter #boing

Home indeed. #nanaimo #nanaimobc #vacation #trip #holiday #visit #goinghome #homecoming #hometown (at Nanaimo Museum)

Birthday selfie. Tipsy as tits. #birthday #january #january3 #level32 #intheyearofourlord1985 #guysofinstagram #selfie #fuck2016 #yay2017 #januarybaby #grownassman #guyswithglasses #guyswithfacialhair #guyswithpiercings #32goingon23 #yyj