sports suck so much because it's not up to you. you can't fix your team you can't make trades you can't sign people you can't make decisions late into games you can't take the players face in your hands and yell at them to wake up you just have to put your trust in a bunch of people who will never know how much pain they put you through

hey, journalists, how about we don’t ask caroline harvey to compare herself to sidney crosby? there are so many levels on which we just don’t need to do this, and i’m annoyed that it started on her very first day in the city.

Laila Edwards still spiritually a siren as she plays on a team that stole three sirens this expansion and has our inaugural starting goaltender 🤪

it is crazy that with only about 1/3 of their roster built san jose now has Edwards/Guilday/Hartmetz on the right side defense which is the hardest position to fill outside of center (and they have their work cut out for them there but this makes life a lot easier.) Roster went from "i dont see it" to "wait hold on a second..." for me in like a week

"it's like a wedding day." laila, i'm going to stop you right there. no. it's not. it's like a professional sports draft where you are going to be sent to separate cities. that's what it's like.