Someone telling me they like Aerin Frankel probably means that they appreciate the fact that she is one of the best, if not the best goalie in the world and/or they’re really gay about her. But if I tell someone I like Aerin Frankel, now it’s an issue because I have to explain to them that she’s actually just the form my subconscious chose to use to remind me of my responsibilities. She’s showing up in your dreams as your girlfriend, and she’s showing up in mine in full goalie gear to tell me to schedule my car payment, we’re not the same

















