♀ bogus ♀

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

ground control to crazy frog

every time a door closes, . the door is closed now