♀ bogus ♀

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

ground control to crazy frog

every time a door closes, . the door is closed now

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

Im fucking addicted to blanket

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it