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“Tis The Season!”

It’s Lois’ first night out in forever and if you thought she wasn’t gonna whip out the 400$ Ralph Lauren patterned dress sweety you were wrong! She’s here to have a good time and look hot while she does it. Hair done and makeup on she’s ready to fuck it up.

Bruce and Selina are that couple. You know the one. They are always judging people from across the room and whispering in eachother’s ears. They’re rich but not ostentatious which only makes you hate them more. They’re both sexy and also shredded…do they do crossfit? Nobody knows!

But one things for sure, their ensembles cost at least 10k and they consider it “semi casual”. That suit is Armani baby and it’s paired with a Versace turtleneck. Selina is wearing a vintage Versace minidress with the six inch louboutins and her eyeliner is perfect. Her bracelet could pay my tuition.

For this week and next week, I’ll be doing some DC Geography instead of the weekly DC History. Don’t worry the History lesson will continue in May. Source for the Geography Lessons is Atlas of the DC Universe. Check it out because I’m only covering about 9 states.

Kansas- Smallville (Superman), Keystone City (The Flash, Jay & Wally)

Delaware- Metropolis (Superman)

New Jersey- Gotham City (Batman)

Indiana- Fawcett City (Captain Marvel)

I think we should take the time to appreciate this strip. 

~Flashter

Barry… Sweetie…. Please don’t…… (X)

Don’t be scared of tomorrow, Wally. You don’t have to be. No matter what anyone says… You are going to make all the right choices. - Wally West/The Flash

The Flash (1987-2009) #0

Writer: Mark Waid

Artist: Mike Wieringo

Colours: Gina Going