i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
It's a really, really good hospital drama
I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

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i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?
It's a really, really good hospital drama
I'm so glad I turned on the Audio bc it turns out this is set to Boney M's Rasputin and is basically perfectly synced

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They're teaching how to use JSTOR in my English class, and I'm not paying attention bc I KNOW how to use a search engine. I'm on Ao3 literally everyday I can refine my searches perfectly thank you very much
we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing
Hear me out-
none of these genres are coffee shop where nothing bad ever happens it's just some folks making coffee for customers and enjoying life. I would die for a YouTube series that goes weirdly into depth on coffee and music and r o o m a t e s and peacefulness where NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THEM
The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacherâs who I had when I was nine. Iâm now twenty one and heâs been dead eight years but my iâs still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We havenât spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I donât know it. How beautiful.
I blame my English teacher for making this post make me feel things
EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW
... I think I found my new ring tone for my phone
https://aidn.jp/jingle/e/a2yovdk6Â IT SOUNDS LIKE AN INTRO FOR A KIDS CARTOON CHARACTER IM IN LOVE
https://aidn.jp/jingle/e/38st9sd9 mine sounds like a version of the main song for the old anime which is used when its protagonist doing something stupid for the comedic purposes
https://aidn.jp/jingle/e/4z30rog9 I love it.
I'm hearing 'Japanese ice cream commercial'
Ooo!!
saving this for when i have a computer to listen on~

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One advantage of not really having a strong sense of gender identity is that youâre very [shrug emoji] about how people gender you. Sometimes people call me by she/her pronouns and sometimes they go with he/him pronouns and on the internet people often default to they/them, and neither option is entirely right but also, fuck if I know what would be right, and I donât particularly care. Therefore Iâm perfectly happy to outsource my gender identity to the people around me who actually need to figure out which box to put me in. I donât need to talk about myself in third person, so really my pronouns sound like a you problem.
My pronouns are I/me and the rest is for someone else to deal with because I have better things to do.
Very fond of macrolabels, like âqueerâ, that provide zero extra information. Is it genderqueer? Is it romantic/sexual orientation queer? Is it queer as in ânone of your fucking business whatâs in my pants and what I do with it and with whomâ?
This is actually probably the first time Iâve ever read something that accurately describes my relationship with gender--ie, âmy gender is me and my pronouns are a you problemâ--so thank you for that!
#you cannot gender me in a way that matters
Gender what gender? You tell me bc I sure as hell donât know or care
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they werenât considered âmarriagesâ since the definition of a marriage was âcouple with childâ), no requirement for women to take their husbandâs names or give up their property, but comedians couldnât get married
Itâs Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
I want to expound upon âcomedians couldnât get marriedâ thing because itâs actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didnât do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the kingâs skin to oust him (it was illegal for a âblemishedâ king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like âThese people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.â
whats a king to a bard
A target.
@penandinkprincess feels like this might give you fun Jaskier thoughts
Nah but imagine some sort of clueless creature!Jaskier who isnât aware he had bardic powers (or isnât even aware that heâs a creature) until he writes this poem about a bad king, and gives him LITERAL scars/welts and Geralt is all like âFuck. What The Fuck?? (tm)â and then he tells Jaskier and Jaskier is all like âyeah that happens occasionally. I donât know why thoâ
And Geralt just⌠doesnât know how to tell His Bard (also TM) that heâs apparently some sort of creature.
im a crepe im a weirdough i donut belong here
This is my new favourite thing and everything else can just go home-
If Crowley is asleep, then who takes care of his plants?
They band together and take care of each other.
So wait, do they just, have like, a pulley system for the water?? Like how does this work I want a full diagram-
Anyone else when they asked about their gender/pronouns they just like, blue screen??
âError 404 Gender Not Found!â

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HELP-
So bit of background: I'm a sub. I have a dom friend (just friends, haven't done scenes) though the dom/sub thing has definitely played into our relationship (ie: ill find myself kneeling/sitting at her feet when she's sitting on the couch without any clue how I got there). We used to live together as part of our boarding school. 14 months. And we currently live in different states, though we talk semi-regularly through Insta.
ANYWAYS, last night I had a dream that somehow started off as a zombie apocalypse and ended with me and this person (who wasn't my friend but definitely had the same energy as her) in a bed and she was definitely topping me and there was definitely some hardcore stuff happening or about to happen. Stuff with ropes.
anyways I woke up because my dog was whining and ive Never been so pissed to be woken up but as I'm going through my day I'm feeling like, really really sad. Just thinking About the dream and my friend and ive gone through huge bouts of depression and this felt really similar To that and also to the feeling whenever I remind myself I don't have a girlfriend.
so my question for the wise wise people of tumblr is; Is it possible To go through subdrop without having been in a physical scene nor having actually been with the dom on the dream? Is that even what's happening to me? help?
Oh yeah! I also texted my friend about four hours ago in hopes that she'd know what to do and she hasn't responded (because she's a busy adult with a life and I am not;I know this and resepct this) and I don't know if her not responding is a good thing or not-
HELP-
So bit of background: I'm a sub. I have a dom friend (just friends, haven't done scenes) though the dom/sub thing has definitely played into our relationship (ie: ill find myself kneeling/sitting at her feet when she's sitting on the couch without any clue how I got there). We used to live together as part of our boarding school. 14 months. And we currently live in different states, though we talk semi-regularly through Insta.
ANYWAYS, last night I had a dream that somehow started off as a zombie apocalypse and ended with me and this person (who wasn't my friend but definitely had the same energy as her) in a bed and she was definitely topping me and there was definitely some hardcore stuff happening or about to happen. Stuff with ropes.
anyways I woke up because my dog was whining and ive Never been so pissed to be woken up but as I'm going through my day I'm feeling like, really really sad. Just thinking About the dream and my friend and ive gone through huge bouts of depression and this felt really similar To that and also to the feeling whenever I remind myself I don't have a girlfriend.
so my question for the wise wise people of tumblr is; Is it possible To go through subdrop without having been in a physical scene nor having actually been with the dom on the dream? Is that even what's happening to me? help?
âwhat if, LOTR but little animated animals.â by jessica a. m
Ngl, I thought this was some badass redraw of the opening scene from the Disney animated Robin Hood....
I was just thinking⌠do the people who recently joined the Sherlock fandom even know about the Norwegian âOklahomoâ parodies?
Youâre welcome đ
These were the good times
Always so well worth the rewatch!
Ok so when Iâm out of school, Iâm going to go watch these-
Ill let yall know what i think-
Superwholock
Ok, so-
In the light of all the fandoms reawakening, specifically Sherlock and also with Supernatural ending (what the fucking hell was the ending btw??), does anyone know any good Ao3 worthy Superwholock fics? Hell, Iâd be happy if they were fan fiction.net style, but Iâm holding out for something really good.Â
Last time I looked for Superwholock, I ended up on Wattpad. WATTPAD I TELL YOU!Â
Bonus points if Destiel and/or Johnlock-
I am now amending this to include the Hannigram pairing (from NBCâs Hannibal).Â
Literally any crossover is fine. Like if itâs just Sherlock and Hannibal, or just doctor who and Supernatural, etc. However, if someone managed to find all four or at least three, then Iâd literally cry out of happiness-

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Superwholock
Ok, so-
In the light of all the fandoms reawakening, specifically Sherlock and also with Supernatural ending (what the fucking hell was the ending btw??), does anyone know any good Ao3 worthy Superwholock fics? Hell, Iâd be happy if they were fan fiction.net style, but Iâm holding out for something really good.Â
Last time I looked for Superwholock, I ended up on Wattpad. WATTPAD I TELL YOU!Â
Bonus points if Destiel and/or Johnlock-
WHEN WERE YALL GONNA TELL ME THAT HUGH DANCY VOICED A GAY SMUT ADIOBOOK??
I HAD TO FIND THIS OUT FROM A MEME! A MEME I TELL YOU!