Maybe I could backcomb?

honestly my soulmate probably is on tumblr and i’ve probably blocked them

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

When the Tumblrites cry "it's that chocolate guy!" that's Amaury

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

I saw somebody be wrong on the internet and I didn’t respond (don’t want to get involved) and I’m being SO brave about it

I should never have made this post because now every time it gets a new note I’m reminded of how wrong that one person on the internet was.

reblog to remind them how wrong that one person on the internet was

THEY WERE SO WRONG. ON THE INTERNET.

What were they wrong about?

NO I AM BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT

op you were in fact braver then any marine what the sam hell