I Have No Theme

today is March 2288, 2020.

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

please don’t spend your life convincing yourself that love or joy is reserved for the idealized version of you that only exists in the future

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.