Chaotic bastard

It’s rather offensive that my ideas don’t just write and edit themselves into a perfect novel that just appears on my desk for me to read

That’s a dinosaur

having fried sex with my southern wife

having poutine sex with my canada wife

having great sex with both your wives

we are each others wifes idiot

well thanks for having me

how come i’m seeing cookie run characters on ppl’s blacklists. which cookies are the problematic ones

the road to el dorado goldposting facebook group is being invaded by the facebook group that keeps pretending to be ants and im gonna sob

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WOW

I’m so furious.

WOW OKAY THEN

@antivanonmytongue

@anouroboros @rhilyn @thegildedgun @only-the-stars

“okay what’s the ca-OHSNAPITSABANGER”

I can guaren-fucking-tee it, you’d never believe that I knew EXACTLY what this was gonna be. Holy shit fuck.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

dance fucker dance

Please! I try not to follow younger people on Tumblr to begin with, but please know that if I followed your page not knowing your age because I didn’t see it and you don’t want me follow you I will absolutely respect that!

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

WHAT