your life could use some more silliness

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

glad they added new maps to baseball

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

we fucked up

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.