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i gnomed your meal.

You are sick

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

what about not gendering fucking colours

IT'S SATIRE

i just love that when barbie is truly observing humanity for the first time, she doesn’t see all these extraordinary ordeals. she’s just sitting on a bench on a random sunny day and she sees children playing and couples fighting and normal people enjoying each other’s company and a sad man having a moment and an old lady waiting for the bus. and it’s all so ordinary. and it’s complicated and sometimes terrible but also bright and beautiful and oh so human. and it’s so worth it. all of it.

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

They are both right

Like I'm Tryna think who the kinda person who needs this