why does wine taste like shit?

i am going to run through the woods naked

imagine someone listening to a song and thinking of you

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

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You do not need permission to speak, take up space or express your feelings. So, please do not apologise for talking too much, asking for help, showing your emotions and being vulnerable. You have every right to do so. You do not need permission to simply exist, my love. Do not let anyone make you feel small, for you are so valuable and important. You are allowed to express yourself. You are not a burden, annoying, overreacting or anything like that. You matter and so do your thoughts and emotions, so do not ever apologise for sharing them. 

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

I wanna smack that gorillas ass, it’s probably kill em but it’d be enough to see it’s reaction.