yea i’ll reblog that

@montereybayaquarium

You can lie when you name things

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

Like no actually i dont want to watch your shiity isekai anime with a male pedo for a lead. Piss off

“Well if you’ll just look past it” now why would i do that

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."