yea i’ll reblog that

doctors hate when you have a cursory question about any single chronic illness or pain but they also hate when you have any level of knowledge about anything medical ever. interesting

Anthony bourdains show would never be made in this era of time cause cool white guys don’t exist anymore. They’re all smoll beans or Hitler

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

The soft eyes! The forward facing ears! The question mark tail! Not to mention the poise and control! This little dude is having a blast and is SO good at it!!

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

hey the 400 people in the notes with boners is everything okay at home

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs