hyung technology

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

Rosetta Stone

@weirdwyvern

Its Wednesday my dudes

I think indeed dot com should have a comment section

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

Truth.

Logan is so good at fucking people up that they literally had to blow him up to stop him

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

bumbled be thy bees

i was at a book launch for a book on local native bees the other day and it took all my concentration not to vocal stim this post the whole time

unmute this

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?