intense science fiction terror

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

why don't you calm down and look up the little auk

lesbian pirates call that pirates of the carabiner

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish