intense science fiction terror

so now i’m supposed to choose a side for england v argentina? rn i’m rooting for a sinkhole in the center of the stadium

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary