Blanket Gremlin.

I’m so glad you exist even if you’re so far away

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

2025 went by in the blink of an eye but at the same time if you mention something that happened in january it feels like a lifetime ago

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for