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"Girls have unrealistic expectations for romance because they read about men who were written by a woman."
HA!
Ha ha ha.
Not this girl.
*I* have unrealistic expectations because of men who were written by a man.
J.R.R. Tolkien, I'm blaming you if I die single!
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This will never not be funny to me
Direct from Hell Logistics now features a cover on Ao3!
Artwork by @vossn layout by @apfelapfel and me
In case you haven't read it, here's the summary:
Raphael managed to get himself killed by Tav and ended up in our world where the only available job was delivery man. His struggles with all things mortal are amplified by Haarlep pretending to be his supervisor. Korilla shows up with a stack of pizzas and before they know it the trio finds themselves on a turbulent road trip to restore Raphael's lost memories. Stuck together in the yellow van there is also a chance for Raphael and Haarlep to reconnect on a different level - if they dare take it.
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House of Hope themed textpost memes again!
modern au raphlep
haarlep and his girrrl (my friend's oc)
Sometimes, when heβs feeling adventurous, Raphael will ask me to turn into the βArchduchess Raphael.β
This just tells me that when the Archduchess is summoned, heβs up for a particularly rough night of torture and submission π₯
Full version on X
The most annoying threesome in the world.
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Anytime I pick up a sexy model to draw it turns into Haarlep
All one thousand lovers meant nothing if it werenβt you.
I wanted this to be an animation, but alas, I have school tomorrow and I am only one person. So have a song fic instead.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
take him eat him haarlep
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Itty bitty fire kitty π₯π½π€
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BG3. Raphael/Haarlep. Relatable.
So we're gonna break some rules here but the middle aged devil has caught my attention and here's what I DESPERATELY wish Larian had given us.
I need a Harleep that can take any form they see, who can shape shift into anyone they get a good look at (obviously they've gotta see the whole package for accuracy but they can get it close seeing 'em clothed too). I want the option to de-escalate from a fight and smarts your way into getting the info/key without banging them or killing them (I know you can technically knock them out but you get nothing).
I want the option to rob that joint for all its worth, get the Hammer and all that and NOT have to kill Raph. I'd LOVE the option to take everything/free appropriate parties and leave without Raph knowing, then him coming home to Harleep laying amongst the ransacked house like "Yeah that mouse is a funny one and they took all your shit." But if there has to be a confrontation, I wanna kick the shit out of him and get the chance to tell him something along the lines of "Ha Ha I win!", then dip out, while he's messed up, laying there on the floor of his own house and seething with fury because he cant FUCKING BELIEVE he got beat and outsmarted and ROBBED by a mortal. HIM.
I want him stewing in that fury. He can't kill you, for one that worked out badly last time, for two you still might be the best bet at getting the crown, and despite his ire he's a thousandish and isn't rash enough to just go and try and off you now he's got space from the issue (as in you left and he's been brooding) I want him crashing out about it. Drinking. Destroying things. Raging. Showing up at camp to bitch you out and smelling like Devil Whiskey and Brimstone and just fucking LOSING his cool over the shit you pulled and your frustrating attitude and lack of proper RESPECT and all those things just making him "AUUURGHH!!" In a ball of devil fire before vanishing back to his lair to brood and smash stuff some more.
I'm drinking wine so we're getting into NSFW territory here... Buuut I want a Harleep who KNOWS what is bothering Raph so badly, who, after many attempts to distract him with himself as usual gives turning into you a go. Maybe it's requested by Raphael himself during a rage, the intensity of his desire to own you, to dominate, to WIN messing with him so bad he just casts out for a way to make it happen RIGHT NOW since he can't actually do anything about it. Maybe he's raging, or brooding, or both and Harleep just gives it a go, playing up your irritatingly unimpressed attitude while flouncing your form until Raph fucking snaps.
I want a Raphael who breaks his boring, regular, bottom only routine in a fit of rage fueled arousal and fucking destroys Tavleep. Who fucks them into every surface in his room, hard and unforgiving, with teeth and claws, Raph shifting in and out of all of his forms as he absolutely loses himself unleashing his need to dominate you onto Harleep.
I want a Harleep who's left completely ruined, just a drooling mess who drags themselves up out of bed and away from a back to brooding Raph (I picture him smoking a cigarette all mad in bed for some reason) the minute they have feeling back in their legs to pen a letter to you spilling all the tea. I want that letter from them! I wanna read it with my companions and have a collective "ugh... oh no..." (Cause as much as I want this devil to want tav with every fiber of his damned soul I don't actually find him that attractive π€£)
I ran out of steam. Keep it going?? Add in another unattainable fantasy person. Larian gave us SO MANY *COUGHROLAN/ZEVLOR/GORTASHCOUGH*
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