we live in a society *20 minute guitar solo*

The third image is an XKCD comic showing a stick figure pulling a sword out of a stone. A voice from above tells the person, "The throne of New Jersey is yours." The person pulls out their phone and looks up the Wikipedia page for New Jersey. They read it for a moment, and then start trying to put the sword back in the stone. /End IDs.]

We’re in one called Samsara

i think about this tweet literally every single day

edit: the audio is from tiffany grant’s VO demo reel on her website

I got this as a kid and and beat the shit out of it until it popped and my mom decided to get me another one for some reason and i beat the shit out of it until it popped

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

And two broken teeth

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.