welcome to my tumbles

eternally unfair bears are not friends but can be so close to friend-shape

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

keep em comin

[english butler voice] will you be 'rage-baiting' yourself again this evening by reading the reddit comments section, ma'am?

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

trying for a child with you for months and the pregnancy test finally comes back positive. we're overjoyed and spend the night celebrating. we go to bed afterwards. you wake up and im gone. ive blocked you on everything. you never see me again. i abort the child and charge it to your debit card. i hate you.

not many know this, but girls can awawa for extra points

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

the emotionally drained girl would like to go "awawa" with you

official boob post

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

World Heritage Post