welcome to my tumbles

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Hey anon just saw more cows

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

remembering to bring back this banger from 2018

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

really love this ancient letter from a kid named theon to his dad (p. ox. 1 119) because it's so ridiculously salty and rude ("WOW dad it was SO COOL of you NOT to take me to alexandria with you"), incredibly demanding ("bring me with you or i'm going to stop eating and drinking and i'll never speak to you again") and then ends with the appropriately polite typical close to a letter ("i pray that you are in good health"). truly exactly what i would expect from a moody child.