βAlval Uvani. Iβm an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I have LOTS of time on my hands, since Iβm LOADED with gold. So I blow things up. And burn them. And frost them. And shock the living daylights out of them. But Iβm a smart, law-abiding evil wizard, because I only blow up my own stuff. So donβt get any ideas about murdering me and looting my goldβ¦ Aside from the fact that Iβll kick your assβ¦ itβs against the law, and youβll rot in jail for it. So how do like THEM apples? My neighbors grumble a lot, but what can they do? No law against practicing my skills. Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. Iβll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will love me for it.β
βAlval Uvani, introducing himself










