Yeas...

I won't lie daddy. kitten is a little worried

kitten has some valid concerns

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

he mackled more

believe it or not there are confused zionists in the notes of that post trying to start shit with macklemore. just imagine what that must feel like, feeling like you have to defend yourself from macklemore. like finding out elmo from sesame street personally dislikes you, I assume

noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut