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eddieintheocean

im-a-goat-in-disguise

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genderfluid-druid

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

genderfluid-druid

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

rookieluck

WPBL Regular Season Calendar 🗓️

for my friends who might have chronic phone brain (like me) or maybe for those of you who do enjoy having a physical calendar but also don't mind having a little extra reminder on your devices!!

I made a WPBL calendar for anyone who might be interested in that sort of thing.

link in ical format

link for if you just want to view it in a regular browser

#pwbl #this is great tysm op

strawberry-crocodile

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

strawberry-crocodile

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

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cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

#nhl

monstermonger

School For Dragon Babies (1884) + Seminary For More Advanced Dragon Babies (1892)

by Sir Edward Burne-Jones

chewedcorn

christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

hislittleflower-throughconcrete

I don’t know why, but reading “oil on saltine” just sent me

eileenleahy

here's a rainbow of the pwhl team colors

bannertanks

ghosthierophant

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kitkatpancakestack

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

tall

matteoberrettini

sports are like. it shouldn't have ended like this. don't leave. it can't end like this. don't go. why is the love not enough

#the 2025 toronto blue jays #< prevvv :(

deathtokillian

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

deathtokillian

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

hiring mike babcock might be the nail in the coffin that makes me not even want to cheer for the oilers anymore bc what the hell. THAT guy??

#as if stan bowman wasn’t enough!#edmonton oilers

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based--ball

catchers interference? you think you're george springer. you're not george springer you're some other guy actually

boyblvntzz

it’s summer bro can some faggot activity occur

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