Me no hero, me no villain

I don’t wanna see no smut with a slightly sad plot while I’m looking for some heart shattering life ending angst ffs!

especially thinking about the interview at the cota tower where they ask alex who would play him in a biopic and he says the guy that plays mr chow from the hangover, then alex asks max, max says leo dicaprio and alex makes fun of him like "lol he's way too handsome to play you" and max gets offended not because alex says he's not handsome, but bc he goes "well you picked mr chow!! ://" and alex tells him yeah exactly bc he's not handsome and max just looks at alex for a good few seconds like he's trying to explode him with his mind bc he thinks alex is actually really handsome and max himself thinks he isn't which is why he picked dicaprio (handsome) to alex's mr chow (not handsome) but alex doesn't Get It and max doesn't know how to double down without making it gay

and alex asking max how many asian movie stars he knows and max going "two!!" with all the confidence in the world (the two in question being ken jeong and alex albon. alexander albon famous asian movie star. anyway.)

then thinking about their talking bull podcast where alex says "this is very romantic isn't it?" into the mic and you can see max freeze and go through the 70 stages of gay panic in the span of one second

/pic id: bluesky post from Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher

"If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: "If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn't matter if it's awful Doesn't matter if it's nice "If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap::" appended to the post from High Priestess, Low Patience user Cheriepriest.com

If the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: If the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: Look we've all been fooled before when a deep-fake makes us sore but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake ::clap clap::

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consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know.