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la douceur de lโรฉtรฉ (lando/oscar, 34k, completed)
โAlright, okay,โ Lando says, slumping down a little theatrically. โSo youโre all just going to leave me down here to rot.โ
โNo one is leaving you to rot,โ George says, pinching the bridge of his nose.
โOh, so, what, are you going to carry me up the mountain then?โ Lando counters.
โIโm not going to-โ George starts, but gets cut off by Oscar.
โI can stay.โ
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you love me (but you donโt know it yet) (lando/oscar, 34,5k, completed)
When they get to the McLaren motorhome, his PR rep is already waiting for him in the doorway, arms crossed, eyebrows raised. โWe wouldโve preferred if youโd told us about your boyfriend beforehand, Lando,โ she says, as they make their way inside, glancing at Oscar following behind them. โWe couldโve had some contingency plans in place.โ
โWell, I would have told you,โ Lando says, โI just didnโt know he existed until like 20 minutes ago.โ
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ghost of you (charles/max, 3,5k, completed)
โAll right, are you now finally ready to explain why four time world driver champion Charles Leclerc is currently in my living room?โ Max says, as Charles towels off his hair.
Charles pauses, lets the towel fall into his lap, stares at Max with wide eyes. โIโm sorry, did you say four time?โ
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where i am going is right where i am (lando/oscar, 18k, completed)
Oscar, Lando likes to tell people, is a slow burn. Unremarkable at first. Almost a little boring. But then he wiggles your way into your life with his croissants and his soft little smiles and then one day you wake up and realize you would conquer worlds, slay dragons, eat spinach puffs, anything just to get him to look at you.
Max, on multiple occasions, has told him thatโs a him problem and that not everyone experiences this around Oscar. Lando thinks Max is an idiot.
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sink your teeth into me (lando/oscar, 5k, complete)
โYeah,โ Oscar says, shrugs. โWould be better if it wasnโt so fucking orange, though.โ
โOscar,โ Lando tuts, heading for the door, back to his own driverโs room. โWhereโs your team spirit.โ
โDead,โ Oscar says, small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, gesturing at the orange coffin as if to say โget it?โ.
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love you with the lights on (lando/oscar, 28k, complete)
โI texted him,โ Lando says. โHe canโt have forgotten about me, I texted him, and he never texted back.โย
ย Max shrugs. โMaybe he didnโt know what to say.ย After all, how do you tell your fuck buddy that youโve accidentally gone out and acquired a baby?โ
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already home (lando/oscar, 32k, completed)
Lando takes a deep steadying breath. โI think I might be in love with Oscar.โ He says, and hates how immediately when he says the words, he knows itโs true.
โRight,โ Max says, nodding. โAnd?โ
โWhat do you mean, โand?โโ Lando says, a little outraged. โI canโt be in love with him! Weโre married! This is like, a disaster waiting to happen!โ
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this feels like falling in love (charles/max, 3k, completed)
Five kisses throughout their lives, and the one that started it all.
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thinkingย โbout your touch (oscar/lando, 2k, completed)
Landoโs brain gets so occupied by the thought it shouldnโt come as a surprise really, when a few rounds later Oscar says, โDare.โ Lando blurts out, โLet me suck your dick.โ
Thereโs a long, awkward silence in which they just stare at each other, Oscarโs expression completely unreadable. โUh,โ he eventually says. โI think a dare is something Iโm supposed to do.โ
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iโve tasted blood (and i want more) (oscar/lando, 5,5k, completed)
Lando grabs a pillow and hits him with it, while Oscar laughs loudly. His fangs are on full display, white and sharp and pretty. โYou know what I mean, you dickhead!โ
โYeah, I know what you mean,โ Oscar says, eyes twinkling. โYou want me to use you as a human Capri Sun. You know, like a weirdo.โ
โGod, youโre making this so much worse than it is,โ Lando says, burying his face in his hands. Itโs. Well, itโs embarrassing, but Oscar also hasnโt outright said no, so. You know what they say. In for a penny, in for a pound. โSo, will you?โ And then, just in case, he adds. โSuck my blood?โ
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purring in my lap (โcause he loves me) (oscar/lando, 5k, completed)
The cat thing ends up getting sort of explained in Bahrain, when Lando walks into his driver room and finds a small orange cat sitting on his couch.
Oscarโs cat, presumably.
And he kind of looks like Oscar, too. Slender, lean, and with a slightly grumpy, unimpressed expression on his face. It makes Lando laugh a little. Like owner, like pet, clearly. โShould I just call you Oscat, then,โ Lando jokes, giving the cat a little head scratch.
The cat, Oscat, stops rubbing at Landoโs hand and just stares at him instead. Lando would almost say he was looking at him disapprovingly, but it is a cat, so heโs probably just imagining things.
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glitch (charles/max, 26k+, completed)
Max hums. โWell, at least that means I wonโt bump into Charles Leclerc again.โ
โBummer, really,โ Daniel says, moving back to his own seat and drinking the little bit of coffee that was still in the cup. โCouldโve been the start of a great love story.โ
Lando snorts. โKids, it all started when I told your father, who had won two World Driver Championships at that point, that he sucked at driving.โ
Max sticks his middle finger up at them, and pulls his noise canceling headphones back over his ears. Only two hours left to go, he thinks, wistfully, and goes back to work.
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heart on your sleeve (charles/max, 5k, completed)
The thing about having a racing helmet that constantly displays your emotions for the whole world to see, is that you kind of get used to it after a while. These days Charles almost forgets itโs even a thing. Almost. But then he goes and falls in love.
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youโll be alright (charles/max, 19k+, completed)
Charles is not an idiot. He knows thereโs a part of him that has been at least a little bit in love with Max for as long as theyโve known each other. But heโs always been able to shove it down. Burying it under rivalries and competitiveness until it was getting hard to differentiate between love and hate. And that had worked, for a really long time.
And then Max had to go and barge into his life and be really fucking cute with his baby.
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silly me (to fall in love with you) (charles/max,18k+, completed)
โWeโre not asking you to โwooโ him,โ Christian says, looking pained at having to say the word โwooโ, โWe just need others to think youโve wooed him.โ
โIโm not following,โ Max says, frowning.
โA PR relationship,โ Poppy explains. โYou pretend to date, making the public think youโre all happy and in love. Then you reap the benefits of being in a relationship without actually having to put in the effort or work.โ
โAbsolutely not,โ Max says, crossing his arms over his chest. โThatโs depressing, Iโm not doing that.โ
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you can hear it in the silence (charles/max, 7k+, completed)
โThanks,โ Max eventually says. โFor letting me crash.โ
โYeah, yeah, we should definitely do this again sometimes,โ Charles says sarcastically, seeming to finally have woken up enough to actually get out of bed.
โNo fucking way, once is enough,โ Max says, because it sounds a lot better than โthis is the best Iโve slept in ages and I think it mightโve been because you were next to meโ. โBesides. You snore.โ
Charles gasps and looks at Max. โI do not.โ
He doesnโt. But the complete outrage on Charlesโs face is too good to tell him the truth. โOh, yeah, like a goddamn sawmill. Thought you were going to wake up the whole house.โ Max says, and then laughs when Charles lets out an indignant squawk and launches a pillow at his face.
Or, the five times Max and Charles accidentally fall asleep together, and the one time they do it on purpose.














