DONE TALKING. FIRE TIME NOW.

Choose your fighter

Choose your fighter Part 2

Claudia: what’d you do

A new guard: what’s upstairs?

going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)

talking badly aBout your kid to other people

insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back

“this is my house you have no privacy”

hitting your kid

Trying to talk to them every five minutes when it’s obvious they don’t want to talk

Calling them spoiled when they want to solve problems independently instead of having you help them

“Be glad you weren’t as badly treated as your mom/dad/grandparents/etc.” <- none of this is acceptable

Gaslighting and lying

“This cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent”

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character