The Losing Dog Mitski Is Bettting On

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

Robot noises reblog if you agree

i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

shoutout to everyone

this was going to be a very different text post before i pressed enter too soon, but you know what, nevermind. shout out to everyone. don't we all deserve it

DJ Bunny is in the house tonight, i wanna see everyone in here sniff the air and get really scared

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .

you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear

ignore the Doompa Loompas

could you guys shut tf up for once

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

Lowkey he is hot as fuck

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

if the weapon forged against me is cool as fuck i may deign to allow it to prosper

no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things