My Name Is Firefly. My Gender Is Deer.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

understanding bisexuality would solve almost all problems in buffy the vampire slayer

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

like it’s disabled it’s nonbinary it’s autistic it’s got ptsd it’s aroace it uses it/its pronouns it’s queerplatonic in many directions it’s got complicated feelings around physical contact it’s good with kids it doesn’t know it’s good with kids it’s the patron saint of shitty jobs it’s incredibly skilled at sweet-talking spaceships it has watched more tv than any human alive. murderbot what CAN’T you do