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All this stuff is probably true, but it makes it sound like the workers are contaminating lettuce.
Wide-spread produce contamination happens through dirty irrigation water that sewage has leaked into.
Even if workers were taking shits in the field, it wouldn’t be enough to make these events and someone with intestinal diseases wouldn’t last long out doing manual labor in the hot sun (ask me how I know).
Food borne illnesses are almost always from shortcuts companies do to save a few bucks (don’t test the water, don’t test the produce, etc.)
this needs to be shared far and wide
was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

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Dante Alighieri’s 'Inferno' by Amos Nattini, 1923
They look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of Hell...
"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd
very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'
*Geoffrey of Monmouth voice* That guy was related to King Arthur. Yeah. What, how? Yes. Yes, he was related to King Arthur. Source? Me. I’m telling you this guy was King Arthur’s cousin or maybe uncle or half brother.
I think this is an interesting thing to explore in Arthurian legend. He was not raised by blood relatives, he did not know who his parents were until he was 15, his father died before he could meet him (probably for the best) and Igraine either dies before Uther or is trapped in the Otherworld and/or catatonically depressed and unable to shed light on his heritage. He does not know how many siblings he has or their ages and genders. There was no possible way for him to know Morgause was his sister other than perhaps Merlin telling him but he was on his Obi-Wan Kenobi bullshit and not telling him anything helpful about his lineage other than the identity of his father.
Arthur is the ultimate nepotism baby and from two illustrious family lines that stretch back to the time of the Roman conquest but he does not know who he is related to and he keeps gaining cousins and nephews and siblings and uncles and he can’t figure out how they fit into his family tree but he wants a family so badly.
Culhwch: you’re my cousin
Arthur: fuck, dude. I guess?
Culhwch: I need to ask a few favors

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Sorry our draft horse supply ran dry. We got some canned horses if you'd like
For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.
"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."
Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.
"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."
So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--
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capitalism is crazy because you really do have soda companies committing human rights violations on the level of like, more stereotypically evil industries. to sell and make soda

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Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture
In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis
christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy
he looks like he needs a cigarette