Everything Sucks

it's always funny when someone's like "why can't we have a serial killer that targets awful people like abusive ceos" because like...the thing is serial killers are generally not great people who want to make the world a better place . this can be seen in the killing and torturing.

@elliteracy is also so right #it’s playing a genre-defining role in a fantasy series as a youth#and then spending the rest of their careers specifically and selectively playing the weirdest little men they can find

Shane, during Ryan's solo investigation: I came out here to scare the shit out of Ryan Bergara, and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

I just know Damian Wayne has fallen victim to every single “spell icup” and deez nuts joke known to man at least once, poor kid has maybe even been subjected to the betrayal of a “down low, too slow” that has resulted in him vowing to never give anyone an “up top” ever again. The league did not prepare him for his siblings asking him if he’s ever been to Bofa.

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

This is brilliant

malicious compliance, Tumblr style

This is Tumblr energy. You're all learning

Adorable

@alcompasdemicaballo

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one. Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest. By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise. Zeus never stood a chance.

You’re so right, that IS the best part.

at first i was afraid i was petrified. after that i was still afraid and petrified. the fear and petrifaction continued on until the evening. and then i was sleepy. and i slept

I love everything about every single one of these

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful