debutante derrierre

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

TUMBRIDGE

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

well on the bright side that means fandom communities will have found somewhere to go by the time da4 comes out

(illidan voice) kael'thas betrayed me to join the burning legion and died so im going to adopt 400 demon elf children. he was like 80% of my impulse control

you know what would go GREAT with that dress? a sword and iron gauntlets

*drunkenly pours vodka in the ground for Hades and Persephone* get lit y'all

i just love old things so much. i love standing in a ruin knowing that it was once a city or a building real people lived and walked in, or seeing a weapon someone used to wield to fight for a nation that no longer exists, or a statue of someone who’s been dead for thousands of years. i love hearing songs that have been sung for centuries, or eating foods with ancient recipes. i love the idea that even when people have passed and civilisations have fallen there are still little pieces of the past we can feel today.

remember to drink lots of water because thales said the whole universe is water and you don’t want to stop existing, now do you? gdi.

I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you