I Didn't Know you Could do That!

The first thing the Justice League know about it is an alert that the mansion, grounds and Batcave have gone into lockdown. So Clark calls to check in and finds that Bruce is panicking about criminals deciding to invade while his babies are literal babies so he turned the defences on

Jason and Damian are velcro kids. Bruce constantly has one in each arm and they burst into tears the moment he puts one down

Cass likes to be near Bruce but not held. She just chills in the same room as him because he makes her feel safe and loved. She watches him a lot

Bruce becomes convinced that all baby proofing methods were invented because the coming of Dick and Tim was prophecised. If there is a potentially dangerous situation to be had, those boys are toddling a beeline straight to it

Duke and Stephanie like to play pretend games and when Alfred manages to source a dolls house for them they essentially create a clue-quese murder mystery

Damian will only eat the cultural dishes he recognises. Dick will eat most things but if a foodstuff he doesn't like so much as touches his plate the entire plate has to go. Any food spicer than mild cheddar is too spicy for Tim. Duke only wants to eat fruit and dried cereals. Cass will eat whatever Bruce gives her but only a small portion and Stephanie decides she only wants to eat bananas which Jason copies.

They’re the cuties of all time and I want to squish both their faces

Mock poster for a fake post-PHM cartoon

skirt and boots, and you, too can

be a Visigoth.

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

Eridian Doctor: We went through the human genome and found a bunch of places with old broken DNA repair mechanisms so we came up with a gene editing therapy that fixes them in order to extend your lifespan.

Grace: *flashbacks to when Rocky found out that humans can experience long term effects from lower doses of radiation exposure and Grace wasn't being as careful as he should have been back when they first met because he still thought this was gonna be a suicide mission*

Grace (internally): Oh, so cancer prevention! Got it!

Grace: Sounds good!

*like 100 years later*

Grace: Hey Rocky, how am I not dead yet?