fungus

*me when my failed clone that came out half the size of me and aged 10x as quickly due to a miscalculation of the biomass needed and numerous genetic errors escapes my basement lab during a romantic dinner and my date sees it and asks what the fuck that thing is* "oh, little old me?"

*evil villain voice* it's time to say labyebye to your labubu you big fuckin lababy *woodchipper sounds*

what's your fucking problem

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

no notes... yet another awesome fungus post lost to the void

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2025 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

better to get a slushy from 7/11 than to get some schloppy in 7/11