I have to comment on posts now or people will send them to me endlessly

It’s hilarious to me that there’s a possibility of a guy not knowing he’s a werewolf because he goes to sleep at 8pm

Burning your country’s flag Burning the anarchist flag Burning a flag that says "flag-burning" Burning a flag that says "meta-humor"

burn your blog

Creating a pyrotechnic display that spells out “flag burning”, and extinguishing it.

Adopting fire as a national symbol, and smothering it with a flag

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

Happy fiftieth anniversary to Goncharov!

if the Man With No Name has a son then it’s possible for him to be named after his son

clearly I don’t belong here on Tumblr but I don’t see anywhere else that looks any more appealing. incidentally I’ve completely failed to form any type of human connection with anybody I know in person also

The reason all follow-ups to Scooby-Doo are bad -- yes, including the later cartoons -- is that Scooby-Doo is inherently bad, but also that the limited appeal it did have relied to a significant extent on the gang being a "ripped from the headlines" gang of goofy kids. The reason they're like that is because it's topical, the show is from 1969! What you want to do if you are dead-set on continuing this property that has never been good is to do it like Zelda where each story is set in its own contemporary period, with a new set of kids (different names but analogous team dynamics), an analogous aesthetic on their vehicle, and so forth, and never intersect with other versions of the team, but Scooby-Doo himself is always the same and the premise remains "solving mysteries in which hauntings turn out to be scams in by humans in costumes". Like some Hero With A Thousand Faces shit.

This is my first flight on a 737 MAX. If the MCAS kills me, I want to know I loved all of you, except argumate.

it is true, we fucked nasty but I would not call it "love"

I remember when the 737 Maxes were first grounded, I was on an airport bus and a pilot who happened to be taking the bus to work was talking about the Max saying, Oh it’s a beautiful piece of technology I’d fly the thing today if they let me.

you best start believin’ in parasocial relationships, Miss Turner… because you’re in one!

I had to Google parasocial relationships, and now I think I hate you.

do you really hate me, or just the idea of me that lives in your head

How much do I have to interact with you before our parasocial relationship becomes a normal one? just a reblog or two or like mutuals?  Does it all get transmuted instantly, or is there an awkward inbetween stage where we’re like acquaintances but I know way more about you then the other way around 

that’s the secret, cap: we’re interacting with our idea of the other person the whole time!

I just want to make it clear that I have never at any point had a social interaction with anybody on Tumblr.

ok so i drank like one sip of an Alcohol at the age of 20 for the express purpose of doing Crime, it was gross, and if i wanted to experience a mind-altering substance on its own merits i think i’d prefer LSD/shrooms, but @combat-epistemologist found this mysterious mint chocolate possibly-vodka at the chinese grocery store in foster city for $7 and i feel like i HAVE to try it. for the Experience.

I’ve actually consumed a vodka + soylent, and I can report that the only reason for you to do this is morbid curiosity. If you want to enjoy your experiences then you can take the shot of vodka and drink the Soylent as a chaser. But maybe you just Have To Know... and no negative review will deter you from trying it, once...